I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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You. Win. At. Life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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