what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
