We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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