He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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