the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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