she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if only i could text you this smell
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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