omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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