I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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