therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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