I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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