i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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