whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
