Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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