Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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