i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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