nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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