STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I will pee on everything he values.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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