They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm both gender and math confused
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
