I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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