dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
