I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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