I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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