We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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