I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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