How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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