I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I understand Curling. That high.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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