Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I am one with the molecules
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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