Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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