im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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