For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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