she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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