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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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