He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Randomize
