Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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