i may or may not be watching the land before time
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
