I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize