i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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