This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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