How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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