I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
