A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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