see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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