Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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