last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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