"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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