we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ketchup is God's man juice
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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