Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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