R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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