Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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