it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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