well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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