last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
