The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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