Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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