Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You work out of a Hotel?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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