dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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