do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We named our party play list daddy issues
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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