Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This is classic penis vs brain.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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